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Human discourse will never be the same again

jp.stacey 16 May 2008
"This blogpost has made me feel something I haven't felt in years!" "What's that?" "My pulse!"

Software as a service finally comes of age, with the web’s new-found ability to pipe the sad trombone and instant rimshot directly into your office or home (via b3ta).

The Mashup Song

jp.stacey 9 July 2008
I am Richard Stallman for the Web 2.0 Generation. Fear me. I mean, pity me.

Inspired by the title of the relevant Slashdot article, to the tune of My Bonny:

Your mashup is probably legal.
Your mashup is probably sound.
Your mashup is probably legal,
So pass all that data around!

Stuff here
Stuff there
And something mashed up in between (be-tween!)
Stuff here
Stuff there
And something mashed up in between

Your mashup is probably legal;
You could monetize it as well!
But though I contend it's all legal,
Remember I-A-N-A-L!

[Repeat chorus]

No more SMSes from Twitter in the UK

jp.stacey 14 August 2008
If you're twittering from the UK and wondering what happened to SMS push: it isn't merely down; it's gone.

Twitter are no longer delivering outbound SMSes over the UK number. A real shame, and while it's hard not to begrudge the mobile networks their cut, operators in the UK are notoriously expensive. If Ofcom weren't so legislatively toothless and ministers so technologically clueless then maybe we'd still have a system that Canada, India and the US are still enjoying. Other moblogging systems are available, of course, if you're willing to buy new kit to replace an already functional infrastructure.

Improving REST performance is all about negotiation

jp.stacey 4 September 2008
Ceci n'est pas un objét... nécessairement.

Web architects must understand that resources are just consistent mappings from an identifier to some set of views on server-side state. If one view doesn’t suit your needs, then feel free to create a different resource that provides a better view (for any definition of “better”). These views need not have anything to do with how the information is stored on the server, or even what kind of state it ultimately reflects.

Coalfinger, wah waah waaaah

jp.stacey 30 October 2008
He's the man, the man with the touch of coal: and the voice of Brian Blessed.

From Greenpeace comes Coalfinger, the dangerous megalomaniac trying to open coal-fired power stations across the world:

Probably my shortest ever blogpost

jp.stacey 9 March 2009
It's hardly worth writing a blogpost, if the excerpt contains precisely as many characters as the actual post itself, but I'll do it anyway.

Twitter has done my urge to blog a mischief, that's for certain. When I do write, I trim it down to 140 characters. Much like this, in fact.

Otiosity

jp.stacey 9 July 2009
Host of hosts am I, Otiosity. If anyone would now how great my service is and where it is, let him work out one of my fails.

I met a cleaner from an office block
Who said: two vast and screenless colo'ed hosts
Sit in a cellar. 'Twixt them on the rack,
Half configured, a firewall lies, so close
Its blinking lights and beeps of foiled attack
Merge with those of the other two machines
Which yet broadcast, unheeded, on the wire
Requests blocked by that firewall in between.
And from an email to us now we hear:
"This is your hosting company, 'Hosts On Fire.'
Your two machines are firewalled: do not fear!"
No traffic through can pass.