Spineless Reviews

One man’s account

Christie Malry’s Own Double-Entry, by B. S. Johnson

£6.99, Picador (2001)

Everyone wants to get their own back, and Christie Malry is no exception. Payment is due, he feels: from his seminal encounter with an in-the-way Edwardian office block (debit one scratch on the brickwork), through his employers and co-workers (debit five tons of carbon-copy paper, delivered in apparent error) to the Houses of Parliament themselves (debit tbc.), Malry calculates in a common coinage the wrongs done to him, and acts accordingly to recover those debts. But his accounting is suffering overinflation, people are dying, and the clockwork train of Malry’s morality is careering out of control….

It’s rare to come across a novel which simultaneously conveys such tension and obsession with detail, while pouring forth exuberance and sheer joy in the craft of writing well. B. S. Johnson’s Christie Malry’s Own Double-Entry is such a book. The plot kapows from one ecstatic event to another, supported ably by Johnson’s literary caprices that Joyce and Borges would sell their aunts for. He stretches the form just far enough to generate plenty of heat, but not so far that it snaps under the strain. This is the bleeding edge of novel construction, and Malry skims along this blade like an angel dancing on a pinhead, living through his dangerous, violent, hilarious exploits like no thriller hero has ever done.

Johnson is—was, God keep him—a stunning writer. Christie Malry leaps off the page, while still being aware on one level of Johnson pulling the strings. Self-referential asides deftly sidestep the territory of the cynical, knowing wink and become respectful acknowledgements of the intelligence of the reader. The characters are all ripe, richly sympathetic and completely, completely believable. The story is genius and the narrative flawless magic. Read this book.

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Talkin’ ‘bout my self

Generation of Swine, by Hunter S Thompson

£7.99, Picador (1988)

Who knows what tomorrow brings? Political pundits ought to. Granted they rarely do, but then their collective mediocrity is no excuse for the individual self-proclaimed “expert”. We need someone to give us surety, to tackle these problems head-on and tell us what will happen: tell us and nobody else, because only we are listening. We need what every generation needs: its Hunter S Thompson.

In this collection of his columns from the San Francisco Examiner, Thompson recounts his experiences in an era that Bill Hicks once likened to all the artists in America shooting darts into an enormous Republican elephant. He popularizes and explains tricky political and sporting issues impressively—as usual discussing Hunter S Thompson as much as he does current affairs—and spices up the stodgy analysis with vignettes from his eccentric personal life: his brief career in salvaging a beached yacht; the explosion of a home-made, car-sized bomb in the middle of the desert; and the claiming of a gold Mercedes as security on a bet, which he immediately trades for another car, so sure he is of the outcome.

Thompson is tired and out of sorts in this volume: like some Bowie space creature, he’s far from his spiritual home of the 60s and 70s, and struggles to find his feet. The Democratic sands shift confusingly, Gary Hart’s campaign crumbles to dust before he can even blink, and eventually nothing is certain. Not even football, as he finds himself pursued by the owner of the Mercedes as the bet turns sour. Gambler to the core, Thompson is no better a seer of political futures than the next man, and in interpreting the odds, as in his writing and his inventiveness, HST has passed his prime.

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