Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-03

  • Packing and planning; collating train tickets and train times; making lists of what's to be done the next few weeks; trying to stay cheery. #
  • Why make toilets work on the #train when you can charge thirty pence for them at Birmingham NS? #fail #
  • Home, thoroughly internetted, rang everyone, everyone rang me, and now trying to work out what on earth I have to do this week. #
  • "I urge the Secretary of State to wait for it." Evan Harris MP, yesterday. http://qurl.com/l91tp #
  • @j4 could your non-tat conference gift be a hug? Actually, that might get out of hand. Best stick to an iced bun and a cheery wave. #
  • It's the wrong CCK, Gromit, and it's gone WRONG. #Google #fail of the morning: http://qurl.com/ycmsb #drupal #
  • Doing something for free leaves you with a warm glow, which is just as well. #
  • @rhodri How about The Frug? http://www.flickr.com/photos/trevira/59407915/ #
  • @ollywillans The Third Man is one of the best films ever made. Hope you enjoy it. Got the novella too if you're interested, also brill. #
  • Omigod omigod where's my P60 where's my P60 rescue the recycling throw it on the floor chase round the house panic - IN THE MORTGAGE FOLDER! #
  • Happy birthday, @natbat. @garrettc says I'm a bad person, but I can't be all bad, right? #
  • My car has no low-petrol warning light I can see, but the needle has been slumped on zero for some distance. What do I do? What do I do? #
  • Listening to @AdamBuxton1 and Joe Cornish on the weekend-before-this-one podcast. It's giving me a fear of beards. #
  • Celebrating workers' rights day by getting a mortgage. FIGHT THE POWER! #
  • @wesayso I stopped listening to the Today Programme for that reason. Unfortunately it turns out Wogan's just as bad, but subtler. #
  • Can we fight the pig-related filter failure on Twitter by tagging all of our tweets with #swineflu, thus rendering it useless? #swinefail #
  • Mentioning #swineflu got me four automatic followers. #swinefail #
  • @ihatemornings we might miss #bensbiggig tonight - we're both feeling a bit overhousebought. Can we buy tickets on the door? #swineflu #
  • @mattmcd I don't think filter failure understands porcine puns, unfortunately. #swineflu #swinefail #
  • @j4 I should have known that #swineflu would be an excuse to 'trot' out old gags like that one. #swinefail #
  • RT @tomd @torchbox just launched 'the future of film distribution': http://www.indiescreenings.net #ageofstupid #climatechange #
  • We now have a mortgage. Ugh. I don't know whether to feel elated or merely in the grip of 25 years of debt. #swineflu #swinefail #
  • Hello and *plonk* to the already disabled @Clarice and @EasyFlu . So far that's six followers from #swineflu. #swinefail. #
  • Thank you, Witney #postoffice, for closing at just after midday on a Saturday, and knackering my plans for this weekend. #fail #swineflu #
  • Witney #postoffice managed to still be world of #fail, even when it was open. "No, we don't keep copies of those forms, with our logo on." #
  • Chillin with my homies, by which I mean at home #
  • @jonleighton you're making me feel old. I played Wadstock about thirteen years ago. Is that in the gardens? Used to be outside the bar. #
  • the Cotswolds is all a-flower. Sitting in out-of-control garden with tea. #
  • Thanks to @j4 and @addedentry for their inestimable company yesterday at what, as an excuse for a barbecue, I called my birthday 2.0. #

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